Black Pepper Crab

April 17, 2011November 8, 2022325 Views 6 Comments

Are crabs difficult?

Not at all.

How to handle crabs

Rule number one of crab handling: make sure it’s dead before cutting the string! Ask the crab politely, whilst tapping its legs with a knife or chopstick, “Hello? Hello? Are you dead?”

If the crab nods its head or says, “Yes, I’m dead,” beware of the crafty crab! If there’s no response and the legs aren’t moving, then and only then should the string be cut.

Of course, before you check whether the crab is dead, you have to kill it first. The easiest way to do this is to chuck it in the freezer. 15-20 minutes should do the trick, or 30 for the stronger ones.

How to buy crabs

When buying crabs, choose those that are heavy for their size, and tap the legs to make sure they’re alive and kicking. If you like female crabs, go for the ones that have round “aprons”. The pointy ones are boys. Makes sense, right?

The bright orange roe is what eating crabs is all about for many people. Hence, “roe crabs” are treasured and more expensive than “meat crabs” and “milt crabs”.

How to clean crabs

Cleaning crabs is quite easy. First, trim and discard the abdominal flap, aka apron. Next, grab the bottom end of the shell in one hand, the body in the other, and pull them apart.

If the shell seems stuck, that’s a good sign that the crab had been fighting fit until it met its destiny. Or maybe it was in the freezer a bit too long. If the latter, wait for it to thaw. If the former, insert your kitchen scissors between the bottom end of the shell and the body, then lever off the shell.

Once the shell is removed, you’ll see some spongy brown stuff on the body. These are the gills which should be trimmed and discarded. Next, give the crab a good scrub – don’t forget the crevices inbetween the legs – followed by a thorough rinse. Turn the shell upside down so that it drains properly.

How to chop crabs

After cleaning the crab, twist off the pinchers and give ’em a few good whacks with the side of the cleaver. The shell should be cracked and the meat, ideally, intact.

I like to trim the last joint on the smaller legs to make them a bit shorter. I also like to trim the two small flaps at the top end of the body, in the middle. These are the manibles, which are part of the crab’s mouth.

Finally, chop the body into four pieces.

The crab is now ready for the wok. May I suggest black pepper crab?